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After having written the ultimate guide on relationship game, the internet blockbuster "How To Never Have A Meaningful Relationship With A Member Of The Opposite Sex, Ever" Douche understood that his life was complete. He decided to kill himself with the equipment that was most readily available to him.
His legacy was a vast one. He was grived and praised as a prophet by manchildren all over the world. Furtheron, his life work was immortalized by the medical community who named a whole new subspecies of condylomata virus after him.
A few questions still remain though. For example, did he hate women? One of his friends, who choses to be anonymous (his mom might turn of his broadband connection if she finds out what he uses his internet for) might have the answer;
- Of course he hated women. He spent his entire adult life trying find ways and methods to get women to like him. His self image was built up around women's appriciation of him. He literally could not live without them but he could not really enjoy their company either. How could you not hate someone you are so completely dependent on?
His legacy was a vast one. He was grived and praised as a prophet by manchildren all over the world. Furtheron, his life work was immortalized by the medical community who named a whole new subspecies of condylomata virus after him.
A few questions still remain though. For example, did he hate women? One of his friends, who choses to be anonymous (his mom might turn of his broadband connection if she finds out what he uses his internet for) might have the answer;
- Of course he hated women. He spent his entire adult life trying find ways and methods to get women to like him. His self image was built up around women's appriciation of him. He literally could not live without them but he could not really enjoy their company either. How could you not hate someone you are so completely dependent on?
Image size
601x600px 137.83 KB
Make
Sony Ericsson
Model
ST27i
Shutter Speed
1/1859 second
Aperture
F/2.6
Focal Length
4 mm
ISO Speed
125
Date Taken
Aug 9, 2013, 9:44:50 AM
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...damn lol.
Did you make up the story or was it sort of a parody based on someone? O_o